“That’s it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college.”

One day, I was flipping through a magazine and I saw the most effective advertisement I’ve ever seen. The ad was a picture of an overturned cookie jar with Mini Milanos spilling out onto a table.

When I saw the ad, I thought, “Man, I really want a Mini Milano.” Then I thought, “Man, I really want a cookie jar.”